The Girl With...

You know that book/movie that just came out, 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo'? Well, if it were a story about my life here are some possible titles:

1. The Girl with the  Baggy Leggings
2. The Girl with the Clacky Boots
3. The Girl with the Fake Tooth  
4. The Girl with the Pimp Watch
5. The Girl with the Tripping Problems, but not on Shrooms
6. The Girl with the Cardigan Obsession
7. The Girl with the Ballin Mercury Sable
8. The Girl with the Freckles
9. The Girl with the Grandmotherly Socks and Hobbies*
10. The Girl with the Expressive Brows

That was a lot more boring than I anticipated. My bad; that's on me. I also apologize for all the things about my clothing...booooring.

And just let this confirm what you've all been thinking. Yes, I list everything in my life. It's just more organized. True life, and don't you forget it. :)